A term usually used to describe a manager of a lending institution who looks like a white monkey, smiles with a grill that looks like it's been pounded in by a bag of melted nickles, and is dumber than a brain dead retard. Can be used interchangeably with the term "ass clown"
by Assnap15 January 9, 2014
Get the Ass napkinmug. (N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.
A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010
Get the Rancid Napkinmug. by kajmagician August 4, 2011
Get the Twat Napkinmug. A white boy.
by simiangang January 16, 2010
Get the Paper Napkinmug. -noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.
-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.
-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!
2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.
3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.
4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.
3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.
4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011
Get the Quinny napkinmug. 
by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018
Get the damp napkinmug.