To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.
That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?
by Abernathy April 29, 2008
Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.
by hiyouarenotme January 01, 2012
Jesse) YOUR CHEATING.
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
Abby) im not even on that
Jesse)says personal and mean stuff
Abby)goes to teacher crying.
Jesse)I didn't do anything
Abby)slaps him
by Obesity July 04, 2018
by Chode Muncher656 April 26, 2017
by WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT December 08, 2020
by Jesseisgay April 11, 2019
Jesse is someone in his late 20s who is very childish and thinks he knows literally everything, plus he makes outrageous story's up like sticking his arm in a deep fryer or how he makes the best chilli
by RoyRogersMcfreely February 24, 2016