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Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut”
by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Napkin Jointmug.

Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
by Perkins Crew June 23, 2009
mugGet the Bovarian Napkinmug.

Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!
by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010
mugGet the Rancid Napkinmug.

Paper Napkin

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.
by simiangang January 16, 2010
mugGet the Paper Napkinmug.

Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011
mugGet the Quinny napkinmug.

napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
mugGet the napkin boymug.

nut napkin

when you run out of tissues use your nut napkin
by landin porson March 8, 2019
mugGet the nut napkinmug.

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