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Slut napkin

A slut napkin is the towelette that a slut uses to wipe her face off after a man has cum all over her face.

Also a provocative insult used to humiliate.
Yo slut napkin get on your knees and sick my dick. slut napkin cum whore dick humiliate fuck bitch pussy towel cock cunt
by Trippintits April 18, 2016
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Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut”
by peterpan_69 May 29, 2018
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Rancid Napkin

(N): The underwear you ran in days ago that a girl uses to wipe her face off with after you bust.

A "Rancid Napkin" may be dry or slightly wet, but must emit a foul, rancid odor similar to that of ammonia.
Sorry babe, no towels, but try this!" "Mmmm, rancid napkin!
by RancidDoctor September 2, 2010
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Paper Napkin

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.
by simiangang January 16, 2010
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Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy April 7, 2011
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napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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damp napkin

When your girlfriend cums in your beard
I was eating my bitch put and she gave me a damp napkin
by Yaboi6798888 May 3, 2018
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