Napkin Joint

When you can see the pocket of your booty shorts hang below the hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.
tinder boy: “got those shorts with the napkin joints, that means u basic”

girl: “wut
by peterpan_69 April 24, 2018
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Bovarian Napkin

The act of ejaculating on one's face and quickly throwing a napkin over said face, allowing it to harden into a mask like paper mache.
If you don't shut the fuck up, you're gonna get the Bovarian Napkin!
by Perkins Crew May 29, 2009
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Twat Napkin

A used pad and/ or tampon. Or a bloody pad/tampon.
Shut up and quit acting like a Twat Napkin", or "I'm so hungover I feel like a Twat Napkin
by kajmagician August 04, 2011
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Paper Napkin

Hey Keisha, this bar is off the hook. Hella paper napkins be up in this motherfucker.
by simiangang December 28, 2009
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Quinny napkin

-noun
1. A sanitary napkin used on the female reproductive organs.
2. A person, usually male, paid to lick ejaculate off of a females reproductive organs in a non-sexual manner.

-adjective
1. a man who likes the taste of his own semen.
2. a wet blanket.
1. My quinny napkins smell like hamburger helper!

2. I only had to pay $25 to have a quinny napkin clean me off after our honeymoon.

3. Josh is a total quinny napkin, I walked in on him while he was cumming in his own mouth.

4. Don't be such a quinny napkin! Drinking and driving is totally safe!
by Happy Sheepy March 23, 2011
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napkin boy

See Fredrik for further information.
by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Napkin Snatcher

(1) Being a conniving evil b*tch with no regard for others

(2) The physical act of stealing napkins
Charlotte stole all of Janet's pads and tampons causing her to bleed onto the shorts she was wearing allowing everyone to see. Therefore, Janet was humiliated; this makes Charlotte a napkin snatcher.
by Anka704 August 28, 2010
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