musical orgasm

To be moved by music so much it bring you to a state of "Musical Orgasm" much like music by DMB or Pearl Jam will do to its fans (Not Orgasmic as a sexual term)

"The power and emotion of the song bring me to a musical orgasm"

by Jayes March 6, 2005

Musical Instrument Intercourse

When a man or woman of age utilizes their instrument of choice a little more than necessary, it is referred to as "musical instrument intercourse". It can happen with every instrument, but it is most commonly practiced with any instrument that has removable parts (i.e. brass instruments).

Person 1: Have you ever tried musical instrument intercourse?
Person 2: Eww, no. What is it like? I'm by human nature fascinated. Please divulge.
Person 1: Well, I had intercourse with my trombone last night. Everyone gets the urge to do it. And it worked.
Person 2: What was it like?
Person 1: Brassy and vibrato.

by Jean-Claude St. Gerard June 16, 2010

[musical boner]

The way a pretty girl might give a man an erection, a culinary boner is music that excites people.

Dude 1: Have you heard the new Radiohead?

Dude 2: Yeah, and I had a huge musical boner. It's awesome!

by princesscrunchy January 9, 2009

musical slob

somebody with legitimate musical experience, however is totally unskilled.

-"I couldn't tell the difference between two notes if life depended upon it."
-"How long have you been playing violin?"
-"10 years."
-"you're such a musical slob."

by Miseru Oesamu August 17, 2008

Musical ConPOSER

A person who likes a certain type of music to fit into a group of popular people even though they hate the type of music.

Musical: The music

Con: Against their own opinion

Poser: A total fake who tries to fit in but makes even more of an ass of themself's than they were before.

Jeez Joel doesn't even like rock he's such a musical conPOSER

by poserh8 June 8, 2009

Musical Triangulation

The process of describing an artist to a non-listener by comparing the artist to three or more other artists. Usually done with three artists, two of which are similar to each other and the third of which is significantly different, and in the style of: "They are like (similar band #1) mixed with (similar band #2) with elements of (totally different band)"

Speaker 1: You haven't heard Sage Francis? He's like Swollen Members mixed with Sweatshop Union, with elements of Paul Simon.

Speaker 2: Dude, that's an awesome musical triangulation.

by Keramac October 8, 2009

Musical Giblets

Audible escape of gas from a person's backside.

Dude, did a semi just honk or do you have a case of musical giblets?

by almoore February 9, 2010