Murder one

Another saying for first degree murder

Ted just got convicted of murder one, now he's going to ride the lighning.

by Crapholio September 1, 2005

Axe Murderer

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.

by moobies May 16, 2007

C-Murder

A man who was trying to make it with a moniker that would catch people's attention but it caught the wrong attention and landed him life behind bars. FREE C_MURDER

C-Murder is very misunderstood because of his name.

by SouthEgagirl October 8, 2003

Chillax murderer

When you are in a relaxed state and someone disturbs you.

I was completely chillaxed when Denise burst into the room all upset over something stupid. I called her a chillax murderer.

by Chopswood November 23, 2010

Murder Tetris

To store a dismembered body efficiently into a confined space, such as a suitcase or refrigerator.

After disposing of those four witnesses into two suitcases; I have become a master of Murder Tetris.

by Fintanio February 18, 2017

Murder Hole

A security function used in medieval castles where defenders can rain arrows or stones at invaders in hopes of thinning their numbers.

Castles and Palaces are two different things, a palace is the home of a monarch or lord, meanwhile a castle is a defensive fort to house the monarch or lord. Murder Holes would be uncommon in palaces (unless a monarch was particularly paranoid) but are in almost every castle.

by Warmongerer January 20, 2009

Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020