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by murribunda June 17, 2019
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This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
This is a modification of the 80’s mullet. It is worn by the diehard that refuses to give up the long hair that he sported back in high school.
Bob: Did you see Jim Rickards on Fox Business talking about the demise of the US Dollar?
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
Dave: Is that the guy with the waning mullet?
Bob: Yeah, that’s him.
by goose_on_a_roof December 31, 2020
Get the Waning Mullet mug.Gallivanting with exuberance through a valley, over a hill, across a field, or into a sunset. Usually performed until physical exhaustion resulting in collapse.
Internal Monologue- “I need to be writing, but my writers block makes me wants to take off running into the wheat field around this building, arms stretched wide, until I collapse. I can just imagine judgmental eyes starring on from the parking lot as they silently ponder the reason why I’m “Pulling a Sound of Music” this afternoon. “Did he get fired?” “Is someone chasing him?” “Should we run too?” When I tire, I’ll take a swan dive into the wheat and disappear below the stocks; out of sight. That’s where I’ll lie until I can come to grips with sitting at my desk for the rest of the day. I’m sure security will be called due to this strange behavior and they’ll surely investigate only to find me slowly disappearing out of sight and into the Kansas abyss. They’ll laugh and dub me the “Wheat Runner”. A slow walk back will return me to the building and my desk where I will, of course, deny ever having done such a thing despite the numerous eye witness accounts.
by Darren Besert March 29, 2017
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"Dhurrie muncher"........"Smoking all my smokes,buy your own."
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
Your Munchin all my Dhurries you cunt......Give me back me lighter.
by GS71 April 6, 2015
Get the dhurrie muncher mug.Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
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“may we all be mud monsters.”
“may we all be mud monsters.”
by MudMonster October 3, 2021
Get the Mud Monster mug.A girl who fucks married men and ruins families. Also a fat legged, pear shaped, potato faced, "five" headed, stubby fingered, lying, immature, cunt from hell. Basically somebody you never want to run into!!! If you do happen to run into a slut muggot beat the fucking shit out of it!!
by Spiked Turtle from Hell February 8, 2018
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