mosquito-fucker

An insult implying the person being insulted has a penis small enough to allow intercourse with a mosquito. Often preceded by the adjective "needle-dicked."

Listen, you needle-dicked mosquito-fucker, get out of my face before I stomp you into the pavement.

by Grouchy Alaskan January 11, 2009

mosquito

An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.

"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."

by grassilla August 23, 2011

dick mosquito

A dick mosquito is a person who is always sucking dick and does anything to get the D.

Jack: Yo man you know that girl Tiffany.
Matt: Yea bro shes such a dick mosquito. Shes always sucking random dick.

by Wofnek July 1, 2014

misqueme

1) to displease or offend

"I'm pretty sure that comment would misqueme her."

by Miss Errin February 15, 2009

mosquito

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Dracula the vampire.

by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004

mosquito bites

mosquito bites is another phrase meaning no boobs at all

omg that girll alice has no boobs she has mosquito bites

by loulouxxx June 22, 2009

mosquito

Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.

"That girl is such a mosquito"

by fahmie October 15, 2008