Dirty moritz

Having Sex while he tells you 50 shades of grey is wrong aboud BDSM an then he wants to be pegged

My man always does the dirty moritz

by Rotegrütze February 18, 2021

Mohited

Finessing someone into taking more alcohol then they should be consuming.

Lets Mohit this guy so we can take his girl.
We Mohited the shit out of that guy last night bro.

by rumpelstiltskin101011 February 19, 2018

Marites

A Filipino version of a Karen.
Not to be confused with Maritess, with 2 s's

T*nginamo Marites!

by Galunggong May 18, 2020

Moritz

Imagine a rainy day, and you’re walking home without an umbrella listening to the pitter patter of the raindrops hit the cement. That’s Moritz. A man who wallows, waits, worries and wonders. You might share a serene moment with him under an umbrella in the rain as he insists on walking you home, even going as far as to ensure you catch your subway back to the airport on time. He might have secret talents. What are they? You’ll have to stick around to find out. Moritz is a man with distinct and refined tastes. He might even think that Morrissey is pretentious, but that won’t affect your constant listening of The Smiths. He’s okay.

Moritz is wallowing again.

by Nkolski January 2, 2019

merit badging

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

by J-Mac February 17, 2005

mokit

scottish slang, meaning very dirty.

1. Dammit, my car's mokit already!
2. Girl 1 - are you wearing your new boots?
Girl 2 - NO way, they'll get mokit!

by hannah April 10, 2005

marital device

a conservative euphemism for sex toys.

Republican Husband: Honey could we have intercourse please?
Republican Wife: Well dear . . . I'm not aroused, but if we got out the marital device I could be.

by Scott trowbridge July 6, 2006