Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Miracle Sack

When purchasing marijuana, you receive much more weed than you paid for. Maybe the dealer was being nice in hooking you up, the scale was broke, or he is just an idiot. Nonetheless, you still receive much more marijuana than you expected or bought.

Brosky #1- Yesterday, I went to pick up a dub, but my dealer gave me like three grams by mistake.

Brosky #2- That's a miracle sack fo sho.

by Col. Sandersen August 14, 2008

Miracle Whipped

Some one who has completely stopped using regular mayonaise and only uses Miracle Whip.

"Do you not have any mayonaise?"

"Nope, I am pretty Miracle Whipped."

"Can't blame you, Miracle Whip is superior in everyway to regular mayo."

by Death Threat Puppy April 28, 2010

Miracle

A person who says " that's gay" all the time.

As Julia Freakishly looked at photos of Finn Wolfhard Miracle whispers " That's Gay"

by Justina Morales February 15, 2018

Miley Morales

Miley Morales is the prettiest girl you will EvEr MeEt. She’s smart, she’s cool, she’s perrrrrtttyyyyy, she’s amazing. She’s everything. Give her a chance why don’t ya *cough cough* Cole Sprouse😊😁

Person: Have you seen the perrrrtiest person alive today?
Maddy: You mean me?
Person: Nah sweeties I mean look at you
Maddy: SHOTO TODOROKI DISAGREES
Person: it’s Miley Morales..
Maddy: Im a worm
Person: I know... get help

Maddy: I have State Farm insurance.
Person: I’m done talking to you

Maddy: k byeeeeee

by MPMColeSprouse October 28, 2019

Three Second Miracle

The Three Second Miracle is one of the rarest events to take place on Earth. This is when a guy who should remain a perpetual virgin gets with a girl drunk enough to let him have sex with her. Then after inserting his penis, in all his glory, the man experiences the three second miracle, for never again will he have the opportunity to have sex.

Man: "Wow that was great"
Woman: "Wait what? your done already"
Man: "yea, it was like a three second miracle"

by KeithPhef May 6, 2009

4 20 Miracle

A miracle that only occurs when the clock strikes 420.

In all cases it will regard experiences with marijuana.

the weeds downstairs? It's a 4 20 miracle!

by Dazed Panda March 15, 2011