mocum

cumming on a friends mother

i mocum’d last night

by nxnxjxjcbdbxbxbsbspenis February 11, 2022

lonje moco

The lonje moco is a very frightening mythical creature that lives under your bed that always says these words "Que tal, yo soy el lonje moco". There are also some different breeds and species for this lonje animal, such as the common lonje salado, the lonje ranchero, the very rare lonje manso etc. Well, don't get too frightened, the last sighting of this rare lonje was under your bed.

The lonje moco is a very friendly creature.

by LonjeMocofans101 September 20, 2017

Hayley McComb

a proper penis.

Hayley McComb is a penis.

by lizzie.legacies July 18, 2021

moom

A mom that is a lot like a cow.

Hey Look colin, theres your Moom!

by SirSags April 17, 2003

moomin

A strange and extremely rare group of cow/hippos that used 2 hang around with a girl that looked like she was on acid.

Or a dipsy/forgetful person

Woah ull never guess what i just saw? A flying moomin!

Claire ur such a bloody moomin!

by Denny's l'il sis September 9, 2004

moco

Hispanic slang for booger... swear to god, ask your local gardner.

Gringo: You have a booger hangin'
Hispanic dude: You mean, "te cuelga un moco"

by Nick the Spic December 28, 2005

mccombe

an object that is used to plug your anus, also known as a butt plug

yo i just as gay as matty po i need a mccombe .

by kkkssl June 19, 2008