One that has money beyond that of a normal baller yet pays less taxes than a street pharmaceutical rep or an illegal immigrant.
by TheQuietStormRVA November 19, 2012
A wiping technique. Wrapping toilet paper around one's hand so that one can fully clean one's "area" without getting "matter" on one's hand.
Dave and Maggie went out for Mexican. Dave had a salad, so he was OK, but Maggie had such a bad reaction to her chimichangas, she was on the john all night and had to use a Michigan Mud Mitt to properly clean herself.
by Diana March 09, 2005
when kyle jennings darted regum bradums mitt it was quite special and then drew said ohhhh dart your mitt eh
by mitt darter December 29, 2011
Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
by queefridersoftheseventhdawn March 06, 2011
n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male a hand job.
Those bitches are freaks. I was fuckin sally in the ass and her sister reached in and gave me an oven mitt.
by wtf78 April 27, 2010
When you shove an oven mitt up your partners asshole. Then you use it as war paint all over there face.
by CR&J January 13, 2018
Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?
Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.
Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.
by HoseheadMutt February 01, 2011