Milton Vermont

A place were young hillbillies, rednecks and wiggers all get together at a local mobil(gas station) for hours showing off vehicles that there parents bought for them. everywhere you go in this 7 mile radius town you see beat-up rice burners and lifted trucks that should be in the junk yard. The town is full of 80 lb. crack-heads in nothing but shorts. there are more drugs here then anywhere else in vermont. Three trailer parks surround the town and everyone is related, but sleeping with each other.

Hey wanna go to Milton Vermont and get some drugs after we stop at the mobil to get some head from our sister?

by hunter1988 August 9, 2009

Common Misconception

Something commonly misconcepted

-Big Fish "Hey your a clown fish, so you know some pretty good jokes right?"
-Marlin "Actually thats a common misconception"

by Papa Gutina January 22, 2009

McStomach Ache

Taken from the movie Supersize Me, it's the stomach ache that you get everytime after eating McDonalds.

"I love the dollar menu at McDonalds, but these McStomach aches are killing me."

by g0ni May 18, 2006

Minto

A surname given to the most attractive species of male. These males are usually super smart, extremely funny and good at sports and other activities.

Girl 1. Look at that guy on the football field with the huge muscles and great general athleticism.

Girl 2. Yeah. He must be a Minto

by Nyrab Otnim January 12, 2009

Midtown Chilidog

When your casually fucking a well greased urban, private school girl and she's doing all the work (she's on top) and you've set the level of excitement for her with agressive city slut talk and she's so into the moment that she reaches a plateau by climaxing and loosing control (def.> lacking in reticence or power of restraint: a loose tongue;

lax, as the bowels; lacking moral restraint or integrity; notorious for her loose character; sexually promiscuous or immoral; unchaste.) of her bowels as she shits and cums on your chest.

see your own body of work from "The Midtown Chilidog chronicles" circa 1990. (Buckhead Bettys)

by Paula "longputter" Creamer August 30, 2009

Milton-Freewater

1. A small town in northern Oregon. Although not as high in baby-making junior-high kiddies as some of Milton-Freewater's neighboring towns, the only recreational activities (aside from the swimming pool, golf course, and being stared down by hideous frog statues around the town) to do there is to get pregnant/get someone pregnant really young or get high (i.e marijuana or meth)...

2. When most of the residences in "M-F" move out of the town and claim to never come back, most all of them move back to further breeding and using drugs (i.e marijuana and/or meth). Thus making this town a soul-sucking shit-hole.

Let's go to Milton-Freewater and rot there as meth-addicts!

by Ambuga! July 7, 2008

Milton

A small town just South of Boston, which borders on Quincy, Dorchester, and Mattapan. As a “cut through” town from the city, Milton has little to offer. With some of the highest real estate taxes in the state, Milton decided to forgo the help of building a supermarket in town to lower taxes and instead built a third golf course. But really, who needs a supermarket when you can have Newcombs everyday? Known for its rich snobby attitude and elderly nosey residents, Milton youths have nothing better to do than drink. They will drink anywhere, usually the woods, the Q’s, the Dome, and the Crater. They will use ridiculous words like ytrap, knird, and zoob to throw off the adults as to what they are doing, even though their parents used backwards talk when they went to Milton High. Milton will beat Braintree ever year in football, and there will always be an Eastside and a Westside.

Teen: "Milton is so boring, there is nothing to do! Hey can you get your brother to get us some reebs so we can go to the emod and knird tonight?"

by Ytrap September 21, 2008