Mansturation

The period of time when guys experience their 'time of the month', also known as BMS.

Hey Hailey did you talk to Joe? He's so uptight today! It must be his mansturation.

I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.

by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011

manstruating

A monthly three to five day period when a man seems particularly moody, weak, emotional or indecisive.

Dude 1: "Hey, have you talked to Jeremy lately? He started to cry when I told him he had a flat."

Dude 2: "Oh, leave Jeremy alone. He's manstruating. He'll be better in a couple of days."

by Robert the Great February 4, 2013

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

Månstrånk

The Swedish expression “tråk måns”, but backwards.

Person 1: “Öhh Skaru mä pån bärts ele?”
Person 2: ”Nää ska t farstun m systern min”
Person 1: ”ÖÖÖÖÖH din sablans (månstrånk)!”

by Dragonlordslayer69 January 8, 2022

independent-mainstream

Someone who calls them self indie, there for they are not indie, buy indie-mainstream.

"DUDE im so indie, check out this new indie band, they are called The Polyamorous Affair. After i got their new cd i went and bought some tight jeans, a new pair of converse, some big headphones and a new flannel shirt."

"you sound a little independent-mainstream to me"

"no im just really indie, ok well ill talk to you later, im going to go to urban outfitters and think about how to be more indie"

by websternew2 October 28, 2009

M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics)

Mainstream Media Hysterics is the absolute belief and blind trust people have in Mainstream Media coverage and reporting.

Daniel has a problem in that whatever is so obviously staring him in the face but the mainstream media says otherwise he'd rather trust lies perpetuated by the MSM than his own experience. He's most definitely suffering from M.S.M.H. (Mainstream Media Hysterics). It's really quite sad.

by Za Cosmic Clown June 22, 2022

mainstreaminization

When things that were cool. Until they got into the limelight and became victims of mainstreaninization.

Did you hear System of a down were victims of mainstreaminization.

by 1337 lord October 6, 2006