"DUDE im so indie, check out this new indie band, they are called The Polyamorous Affair. After i got their new cd i went and bought some tight jeans, a new pair of converse, some big headphones and a new flannel shirt."

"you sound a little independent-mainstream to me"

"no im just really indie, ok well ill talk to you later, im going to go to urban outfitters and think about how to be more indie"

I've been jabbed