midwestern mayonnaise

Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's

My friend from highschool is still living at home. Their family is such midwestern mayonnaise.

by bleach blinders July 17, 2020

Midwest Muffin

When a male gapes out another males ass with his fist and then takes a muffin (Flavor of his choice) and starts to feed the gaping hole the muffin. When the asshole tightness back up the male then proceeds to suck put the muffin with his mouth and his hands tied behind his mouth

The other day I walked in on bill and tom doing a "Midwest Muffin"

by bignawstydawg April 10, 2015

Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.

they merked them geese at midwestern state university

by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023

Midwest

States in the U.S. that aren't quite west, not quite mid. Colorado, Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, etc. It's 2007 folks, the west isn't the Mississippi anymore.

Denver is in the midwest, not Chicago. Have you looked at a map lately?

by Trent Bailey January 6, 2008

Midwest Smoke Out

Bigger, Better, and Sexier, Midwest Smoke Out is the world's leading cigar expo, featuring personal appearances by cigar gods, amazing food, hot girls (and guys!), and sweet gaming. In Chicagoland, it's the night of the year for anybody who likes to smoke, drink, and gamble.

Midwest Smoke Out is a luxury party scene--though it's far from stuffy--with the chance to see the latest high-end cars, crazy-beautiful jewelry, and get awesome giveaways from each sponsor. And there are lots of sponsors.

For tickets to Midwest Smoke Out, call 1.888.226.0330, or visit www.midwestsmokeout.com.

by Ultimate Cigar and Luxury Fan June 18, 2012

Midwest Vanilla Sex

A more boring variety of what is considered vanilla sex.

Oh my god, Im never hooking up with Greg again. He only gives me Midwest Vanilla sex.

by MDWC January 24, 2021

Midwest RipRyder

Group of friends in Nebraska Who choose not to be affiliated with a gang but are together because of there dead friends and family.

" i am a midwest RipRyder I choose this group of people because color or boundries me nothing to me!"

by kasper the friendly ghost November 20, 2009