milf

Mom Id Like ta Fuck

Primary example: Matts mom...wait shes a MIF.........MOM I FUCKED!

by JOHN PIMP DADDY July 16, 2003

MILF

See: "SARAH PALIN"

"Sarah Palin is one hot ass MILF"

by mustyman March 17, 2009

Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).

"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"

by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009

MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.

"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"

by Lord Ass June 30, 2005

milf

Mother's I'd Like to Fuck

The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley

by b4i4q January 20, 2007

MILF

men i'd like to fuck

Gay one man desiring to fuck another, in other words, men i would like to fuck (MILF)

by nelson.d.e April 30, 2008

Midland traino

Noun.

A place where boongs hang out and scab money, whilst dodging transit guards.

A bus/Trainstation run by a reputable company called Transperth

Dude 1 "Hey are you catching the bus to the Midland traino?"

Dude 2 Nah, I'm too scared i'll get mugged".

Dude 1 "let's drive instead".

by BMX head December 9, 2008