Middle School

A place where kids go expecting to rule the school, but realize you just are another face and black girls will NOT hesitate to punch you dead in the face.
You usually face 10 times more drama than you need to because everyone in middle school are either immature little punks who think they're cool cause they smoke/drink or immature little smart asses.

If you're in middle school expect to lose a lot of friends and attempt to make new ones.

But believe me when I say that if you even TRY to be popular, cute, steal some chicks boyfriend, or be cuter than the upperclassmen you will be hated.

You're not cooler. But it's not like you're gonna get punched if you accidentally bump into someone.
The ONLY way to get through is to be you..

as you're walking through the halls of middle school, you bump into black person
You: Oh excuse me, sorry.
Black person:*gives dirty look* mmmmhm

by Kettsa October 18, 2008

Middle School Dance

A social event in which students between the age of 10-14 (i think, AKA Middle schoolers) and adults (teachers) attend. During this event the group will be divided in half, those with dicks and those without dicks. During this event the ppl who have dicks (or do they?), will talk about how they will be the "brave" one and ask out one of the people without dicks (also called women or girls). During the event some dancing may occur, in which it will almost certainly be people of the same sex dancing together. Then the following day the guys will boast about how they asked out the hot girl at the dance, which is obviously a lie.

The day after the middle school dance
John: Hey at the dance u should have seen it me and Sally got real dirty
Paul: REally wat happened
John: Oh i think i touched her once while i was getting a drink, i bet thats what sex is like
Paul: You are the master

by That British guy September 21, 2005

Middle School

Middle school is the worst time of your life. You get detention for not showing your retarded work. Everyone has their gay "cliques". Everyone picks on you cause you arent "cool". You get in trouble for messing with a stupid metal lock thing at the lunch table. All of the girls turn into stuck up sluts. You get 5 hours of homework every night. Everyone thinks they are better than everyone else. In other words, middle school is hell

5th grader: "Dude, middle school is going to be awesome!!!"

7th grader: "Think again."

by petey293 February 28, 2009

Middle School Student

(Male) Stupid douchebag wiggers who think they're cool when they aren't shit and never will be. Often uses slang terms no one knows nor cares about. Usually wears Jewelry falsely masculinized as "Bling". Bad taste in music, listens to "gangsta" rap when they grew up in or are in the suburbs, and gets stuff off the itunes top ten list. Also tries to go into high school being cool and trash-talking older people, using phrases such as "You wanna go?!" and "I can take you!" repeatedly, then pisses himself when a senior so much as walks in their direction.

Most of my fellow male middle school students (around 75%) Meet these requirements. I've lost hope in the human race.

by IHatemypeerstheyarereallycocky March 4, 2011

middle school slut

Any girl, regardless of age, who makes out with every guy in the phonebook but lacks the mature interest in taking it any further than kissy kissy. She simply doesn't want dick and it's annoying. What a tease.

It's Britney's third week in college and she's already made out with 6 guys but didn't even touch their weewees. What a middle school slut!

by JoeMoe October 24, 2007

middle of the mall

Ordinary at best. Something that may seem cool initially, but in reality will not last in the long run. Just like a product you might buy at a kiosk in the middle of the mall

"Yo Terry! Check out my new kicks."
"Ha Boi, nobody like yo middle of the mall ass sketchers."

by Swag Captain 12 June 11, 2016

middle school graduation dance

a lame dance party. Mainly consists of a bunch of sluts grinding each other in the middle of the dance floor and a bunch of random, sweat-soaked dudes trying to grind sweet innocent dancing girls. Lots of people are making out in the corner and the people who can't dance decide that they should dance. The popular people stand in the same spot and take pictures of themselves and their friends, while the fat-asses position themselves at the food table. Not funn at all. You should have stayed home.

Alyssa: Hey guys! Do you want to go to the middle school graduation dance?!
Taylor: Nah it looks LAME.
Slutty Girl: C'mon bitches, I wana go!!!!

by minty_fresh:) June 9, 2010