Micro prince

A short male.
Synonym of short king.

There are many benefits to dating dating a micro prince such as myself

by Drangonslayer55 February 23, 2023

GameBoy micro

put one in a maze with a mouse and the mouse will go to it and FUCK IT

remember that commercial with the Gameboy micro and the mouse having sex with it?!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker February 21, 2022

Micro Dick

A penis that is so small that you can't even see it with a microscope

Becky did you hear little Timmy next door has a Micro Dick

by Xx.Pussy_Cat.xX November 15, 2018

Micro-Fuck

The act of a man with a very small, skinny penis desperately trying to fuck a woman by using jackhammer style vibrations, but all she can feel are the sensations of a little eel-like penis quickly slithering in and out of her vagina. His hips continue to flail around her torso but his penis is too small for her to feel any sort of real penetration.

Sophia fell in love with Michael but to her dismay, she realized he had the tiniest penis and only knew how to micro-fuck her. She lay there staring up the ceiling, as he desperately tried to penetrate her, wondering if she could spend an entire life with a man who made love to her like this.

by YouKnowItsForMe June 25, 2023

Micro marriage

Micro marriaging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marriage me”

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2021

Micro-Passion

Micro-passion is a technical term to describe an extremely specific, individualized passion that can't be called a hobby and doesn't align with a life goal.

He had a micro-passion for releasing bugs back into nature instead of squashing them.

by NoFreeDefinitions August 29, 2023

micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017