Mattamortis

Mattamortis - a subjective sensation of feeling tired and unmotivated to work out at Shocker Fitness. Accompanied by muscle and body fatique. This condition usually affects the early morning session but has been know to infiltrate other sessions of Shcoker Fitness. Because of its subjectivity it is not a term that can be used in medicine.

Missing 8 of the 10 weeks of Shocker fitness due to Snoop Dog Concerts, Vegas trips, Shocker basketball games and varius other late night activities is a condition of Mattamortis.

by D Jack February 28, 2011

mattacass

Balance, all things perfect, happiness, real.

If you want things done right you have to mattacass.

by smart4 August 8, 2014

mattamy

Named after the incompetent company, to 'pull a mattamy' is to do something half-assed, or monumentally stupid.

Man, did you see Jim shit himself yesterday during the tug-of-war? Dude pulled a total mattamy.

by sarabrandeur June 4, 2019

meatal smearant

A smear of feaces (or skid marks) in the jocks or knickers.

Dave's mum dry wretched as she unpacked his washing basket and found a pair of jocks with heavy meatal smearant in them.

by Zonal K September 26, 2019

Mattan

Mattan is a Jewish name that is supposed to mean "Gift". However, if spelled with two t's it roughly translates to carpet, rug, or mat.

Mattan really knows how to ruin the mood

by Feet-less June 25, 2020

MEITAFI

an alias made by @ll_sal_ll, doesn't really mean anything yet

"What Does MEITAFI mean?"

"Nothing really, I could tell you what it doesn't mean though...gavin"

Also, RlNKY gay

by MR. MEITAFI September 11, 2020

mattaio

The founder of set4lyfe. An apparel brand that is broadly referred to worldwide with 4L. Based on the classic name 'Matteo' Mattaio was created when he wanted a unique but memorable version of his name. This was during the myspace days.. it stuck.

Have you seen the new set4lyfe mattaio dropped?

by slothdaddy November 13, 2020