Noun. A mental device used to measure, usually on a 1-to-10 scale, how much you care or give a fuck. Not useful for articulating high degrees of giving-a-fuck, but perfectly useful for insinuating how little fuck you actually give.
by Okzoz June 1, 2011
Get the giving-a-fuck meter mug.the holiday celebrated on both Mother's and Father's Day by those single parents that have no actual children but only pets.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Permissible celebrations include cooking your favorite meal and feeding your pet from the table while you eat, forcing your pet to sit on the couch to watch a movie with you and buying yourself a gift, wrapping it and then opening it while you act surprised and thank your pet for the thoughtful gift.
Me and my dog sat and watched movies all day to celebrate Mather's Day this year. I'm preparing myself for when I actually have a child and we can celebrate Father's Day together.
by ernmoran June 2, 2011
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the gorgegous Eminem (marshall mathers) baby girl. one of the most beautiful celeb kids ever! and is absolutely brilliant on track 19 on 'The Eminem Show' - 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'. Also on 'The Eminem Show' track no. 14 , 'Hailie's song' written for her by her daddy. Hailie and Marshall's father daughter relationship is the cutest one EVER!!!!!!!
by Christie Leigh August 10, 2004
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Get the Marshall Mathers III mug.The lowest form of life on earth. These worthless moonfaced bitches cruise around issuing parking citations. They select this career as a means of getting back at a world of people with whom they could never have sex. They somehow manage to put even speed trap pigs to shame.
That dumpy meter maid sat in the parking lot all day-- like the waste of food she is-- issuing forty dollar citations for dumb bullshit. What a bitch!
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Me and my girlfriend thought we would join the ranks of the prestigious mile high club, but had to take the train home instead. We went for the meter high club instead, but forgot that they can throw you off a train a lot easier than a plane.
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