only the coolest music ever. no metal band is the same, they all have their own theme-ish thing. ie. korn= fuck you, etc.. whereas slipknot=love love, cant live without her... schmeh schmeh schmeh...
by Hann August 18, 2006
Get the metalmug. 1.) See the Periodic Table of the Elements. Most of the little squares on the left are metals or metalloids. Nonmetals (with the exception of hydrogen) are on the right fourth, next to the noble gasses.
2.) A genre of music that causes a great difference of opinion. Charachterized by loud cacaphonious guitar riffs and barely audible lyrics, metal fans are derogotoraly referred to as metal heads. But there is no problem in making fun of metal heads because that is what they are, see definition 1, their brains are made of Uranium for listening to that crap. All of you angsty metal kids should listen to some classic punk, or some ska and cut your hair. You will do the world a favor.
2.) A genre of music that causes a great difference of opinion. Charachterized by loud cacaphonious guitar riffs and barely audible lyrics, metal fans are derogotoraly referred to as metal heads. But there is no problem in making fun of metal heads because that is what they are, see definition 1, their brains are made of Uranium for listening to that crap. All of you angsty metal kids should listen to some classic punk, or some ska and cut your hair. You will do the world a favor.
1.) I really like to play with Rutherfordium. It's a metal.
2.) "Yeah man, i so totally went to an augument of death salazar war blood shroomfest korncob concert the other night and headbanged all night long to their newest hit, "Kick me in the face and get a tatoo of a dragon on your penis" which has a 672196528 hour long guitar solo of three notes played in repetitive patterns, METAL RULES!" -Metal head
2.) "Yeah man, i so totally went to an augument of death salazar war blood shroomfest korncob concert the other night and headbanged all night long to their newest hit, "Kick me in the face and get a tatoo of a dragon on your penis" which has a 672196528 hour long guitar solo of three notes played in repetitive patterns, METAL RULES!" -Metal head
by white fingernails October 29, 2005
Get the metalmug. metal: Groaaaaaaaaargh!!! Life is hard. Groooooaaaaaaaarrrrgh!!! Life is hard.
by Paint Bucket December 13, 2006
Get the metalmug. Unspeakably loud sound "art" favored by my roommates. Characterized by a lack of melody and a focus on speed over substance.
Usually accomanied by foul smelling urchins found passed out in a pile of discarded Beast cans, and the lingering aroma of vomit and weed.
Usually accomanied by foul smelling urchins found passed out in a pile of discarded Beast cans, and the lingering aroma of vomit and weed.
Pictures drawn by 7 year old boys of guns shooting endless streams of bullets is to art, as metal is to music.
by StopIt April 18, 2008
Get the metal mug. A sad pathetic subgenre of music made up of countless sub-subgenres.Metal fans have to try and shield metal from criticism by reaching for as many classic rock bands as they can and hold them up to try and shield their beloved metal genre from criticism.It's quite funny.They're all like "Led Zeppelin,Van Halen,AC/DC....aw fuck motley crue,lamb of god...oh..i'm so ashamed..."
by ha hahahahahahaha September 8, 2006
Get the metalmug. a word to replace the word 'cool' or 'awesome'.
becoming more popular with the scene/indie crowd in the U.S.
becoming more popular with the scene/indie crowd in the U.S.
by JoeREDUNK! January 13, 2008
Get the metalmug. Hilairously over the top music genre that thinks playing very fast will somehow make quality music. Fans are often very defensive when it comes to this, and will often tell critics to listen to "some REAL metal." This "REAL metal" is in fact some obscure band that has a name like BONES OF DEATH or ETERNAL DYING and sounds like everything else out there.
How to make a metal song:
1) Fast guitars that are heavy on the distortion (unless it's "the slow song")
2) Pounding drums with unncessairly complicated fills
3) Stupid screaming/growling vocals that don't make any sense
4) A stupid title that usually relates to something graphic or violent. Only serves to highlight the fact that the bans is made up of long haired 40-somethings who are acting like they are 12 years old.
How to make a metal song:
1) Fast guitars that are heavy on the distortion (unless it's "the slow song")
2) Pounding drums with unncessairly complicated fills
3) Stupid screaming/growling vocals that don't make any sense
4) A stupid title that usually relates to something graphic or violent. Only serves to highlight the fact that the bans is made up of long haired 40-somethings who are acting like they are 12 years old.
Person A: Wow, this whole metal thing sure is a crappy music genre!
Person B: You ignorant cretin, here is some REAL METAL!
Person A:...no, it's still crappy. And for gods sake, have a shower and cut your hair.
Person B: You ignorant cretin, here is some REAL METAL!
Person A:...no, it's still crappy. And for gods sake, have a shower and cut your hair.
by iamthehighway May 19, 2008
Get the metalmug.