Meet the mets

Modern slang for taking a gigantic dump , as the team is sometimes regarded poorly .

Pardon me a moment, I gotta meet the Mets

*Points to bathroom*
What?

They ain't at the series, so I figure I'd see em here

by Entelechy July 23, 2025

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FAST IS MET

It means done deal babe

Listening one time my little mate... I saw the cash and fast is met ..

by Tommy Ross August 10, 2025

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Met tongues

This sentence is used to represent a french kiss, if two people have met tongues (clashing tongues in a french kiss).

Person 1: Have y’all met tongues with eachother yet?
Person 2: Yeah we have, why?

by ZedToastUD1 September 4, 2025

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Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

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Pedro on The Mets Era

When someone or something is coming off a Hall of Fame peak, but still pretty good, still better than most, and you could tell Hall of Fame qualities were not far away.

JM: Hey did you see Kim last night, man she is so elite. I needed a White Collar Ginger after I talked to her right before I talked to my wife.

BT: Ya, she is so first ballot, not as good as she was in '22-23, but definitely in her Pedro on The Mets Era.

JM: Ya, her ass is in my Emotional Hard Drive

by Mike109999 September 19, 2025

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