melberries

probably one of the most annoying ‘tiktok cults’ out there bro☠️

melberries: “OLIVER TREE SHOULD KHS HE DISRESPECTED THE QUEEN MEL!!! U^U.

anyone else that’s normal: bro stfu

friend one : omg cara is so annoying

friend 2: she’s SUCH a melberry.

by hardbizkit March 5, 2024

melterrio

He's 1of 1. This guy is cool and laid-back. He's an handsome and well groomed individual. He's simple yet complex. He's fun to be around and very outgoing. He's compassionate and has a generous spirit.

Hey!!! What's your name? I'm Melterrio. Cool name! Thanks! I'm one of a kind.

by Grindstate July 7, 2024

Melero’d

That long time friend that is horrible at responding and usually finds an excuse to bail at the last minute.

Hey Carlos, is Jason coming to the party?

No idea. He never responded when I invited. I got melero’d again.

by Ivan Drago July 29, 2024

meaper

Someone who reads texts or DMs, but always forgets to reply, usually people think meapers are ignoring freaks.

(Me-per)

B: “My friends always ignores me, never varies. He might be a meaper.”
A: “Oh, so that’s why he didn’t respond when I asked him if he wanted a 45,000,000$ car!”

by LemonCard December 13, 2024

Mirror Melter

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023

muscly meepers

Pussy lips that slap when excited

She has muscly meepers when I’m around.

by Bballking June 14, 2023

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023