Organic Mechanic

Doctor, Physician, Medical Practitioner

"my bitch got a set of fakes installed by the good ole organic mechanic"

"I had to see the organic mechanic for my yearly physical"

P-"In the future, we wont have doctors, we'll have organic mechanics".
M-"Dude, how fuckin' stoned are you"?

by P. Francis and M. Sambo October 14, 2012

Mechanical Bread

Something to be reconciled by chemical heads

Chemical head, I’m in denial, I reconcile mechanical bread

by Jesus ieieoeieie March 15, 2023

Nonphysical Mechanics

Nonphysical Mechanics, also Nonphysical Mechanics Theory or simply Nonphysics, is an alternative name to Extraphysical Mechanics, that's a hypothesis that supports that there are nonphysical (extraphysical) mechanics and properties that interact with the physical and it's possible to realize that during spiritual, religious and mystical experiences and during the interaction between mind, consciouness, spirit and soul with the physical body.

"Nonphysical Mechanics is just interesting, but still, it's an open field and it might take some time until start to being developed, studied and become mainstream such as the whole nonphysics / extraphysics thing and deistology thing."

by Full Monteirism May 13, 2021

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004

Physics (Mechanical)

The study of the force, propulsion, tension, work, and energy conservation of shit down the toilet. Also deals with the: inertia, angular acceleration, and period of the turd when it circles and floats down the bowl. Then after that something that has to deal with thermodynamics and sewage.

That Physics (Mechanical) class is all kinds of confusing, isn't that what computers and Indian people are for?

by BIG B FROM THE T youknowamsayi January 17, 2011