Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Meaty Beaty Mcneedy

A large object one can inject into the anus and put the other end into the nipples, erecting the nipples then causing the penis to ejaculate 3 loads of semen

Dan where is my meaty Beaty mcneedy my penis is feeling cold

by AverageTowelEnjoyer July 16, 2022

Meaty Clap

A Meaty clap is a loud clap that echos and hurts your hand. Usually painful towards the palms of your hands.

“Bro that was a meaty clap”

by skar1401 March 12, 2020

Meaty head

A guy wearing one of those meaty netted American baseball caps which makes the back of his head look like a meaty pumpkin. Normally you can find a meaty head cycling down the side of meadow gardens at around 9:30 pm.

Dammnnn there's meaty head ja trying to hide behind a car at the side of meadow gardens looking like a plucked chicken

by Meaty ja July 23, 2025

meaty shitstain

1. The leftover of a fart with a little surprise.

2. A really stupid person.

There's a big meaty shitstain in my underwear.

by Appulis June 19, 2017

Meaty

the extra fat on your body that your friends are allowed to play with or squeeze

Jada: *has meaty*
Macy: *squeezes meaty*
Jada: Dont squeeze my meaty!

by itchinandburnin_stankyandfishy November 5, 2019

meaty slom

In short terms, a big fat cock

“Oi gowan kev, get your meaty slom out!”

by cole shasby June 1, 2018