WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
Maxwell Goddard loves Barhem Ibouhgay
by IAMTHEORIGINALBARHEM February 2, 2023
Get the Maxwell Goddardmug. Maxwell is a tiny man with a big ego because of his shortness he suffers from small man syndrome and all he wishes to be is a bit taller but his not leading to his severe small man syndrome.
by Lachie Besanko August 20, 2023
Get the Maxwellmug. Absolutely the worst person you will ever meet he thinks he is better than everyone and always wears a baseball cap, he is just the worst.
by BATMAN OF BATMANODIA January 18, 2024
Get the Maxwellmug. A person who is so undereducated that they believe it is okay to have sex with their cousin. Never has moved out of their parents home, and their dad filmed underage girls changing for band practice.
by Mattmaxwell December 4, 2021
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by urmom69490 May 9, 2022
Get the Gavin "maxipad" Maxwellmug. Maxwell is the nicest and kindest human being you will ever meet. He can make a girl smile from across the room. His personality day in and day out lights up the room and has people's heads spinning. When a girl falls for him, it's impossible to stay away. He is the most charming and romantic man you can ask for. He is also the cutest and loves dogs.
by alinasbestfriend December 14, 2021
Get the Maxwellmug.