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Maxwell House was trusted for over one hundred years, but if people like the cultish bubbly girl have anything to do with it, they won't be trusted much longer. Out with the old, in with the new (and fuck the families of anybody that had a job there) is the motto she lives by.
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Get the Maxwell Elliot Scrotum Dent mug.Max is a remarkable boy with a good soul, yet he is too damaged to show it. When you first meet him, he comes off as closed-off, and nonchalant. He is the type to hide his true feelings even with the people he loves and trusts the most. He may not even admit his feelings to himself at times. Because he has been damaged, he lost his trust in people as a whole. It doesn’t matter how much he loves a person, he may never fully trust them. Putting all that aside, deep inside he has a lot of love in his heart. He struggles to show any type of emotion, even love. So, he shows it in his own ways. When you spend one on one time with Max, it feels as if time is no longer existent. As if it passes in a second. The effect he has on people is indescribable. He is the type of boy that’s easy to love, the boy that makes you feel comfortable. Being around him feels like being locked in a warm hug that you never want to get out of. Max truly remarkable.
by Ilovemax March 10, 2023
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Person1: Do you see that loser searching his own name on urban dictionary to feel better about themselves?
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
Person2: Don't say that, they're an absolute Maxwell!
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