mantis lords

these girls from hollow knight YOU fight them to see whos stronger. this boss is sooooooooooooooo easy i beat it with my eyes closed. if your stuggling just git good. sick music in fight

mantis lords fights you

mantis lords by Taataa February 23, 2021

Mattika 

A fine specimen. With Abs of steel, she is mischievous and cheeky, creative and funny. She has a short wick and little patience meaning she loses her temper easily. She is very thoughtful and caring, she is loyal to her loved ones but quick to call them out on wrongdoings. Mattika is unique and if you are lucky to know one, keep her close. She loves lots of attention and will give the best snuggles in return.

I know your upset, but don't have a Mattika about it.

I met an amazing person the other day named Mattika, she was so funny.

Mattika is the highlight of my life.

Mattika by Pseudodefo March 6, 2021

matts alright 

The best content creator ever!!!

Yo you know who Matts alright is??
Hell yeah he’s cool asf

matts alright by Ogpoopsock May 17, 2021

Mattius 

A guy that loves music and usually plays the guitar. He isn’t the smartest but he tries his best. He is really funny but a bit inappropriate and immature. He also tends to argue with people a lot but he is also really nice and kind. He is a great friend and will always stick by your side. He can be a bit indecisive too. He is also kinda smexy and hot… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You: Wow, that hot air balloon is big!

Mattius: hehe, big. Like your mum!

You: …. Shut up

Mattius by C0S November 17, 2021

martismo 

a fancy word for an italian blunt.

let’s go light a quick martismo out back ferda.

martismo by nan212 April 6, 2022

flying mantis 

the act of throwing a mantis at your lover as you are about to ejaculate.

n/a flying mantis

flying mantis by the real Edward Richtofen November 4, 2013

wet mattessich 

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

wet mattessich by BastilleDay June 29, 2014