Matteo

He is the coolest guy in the whole world. he is an amizing person and all the ladies comes after him. if you see a matteo say that he is an amazing person and the best friend you will ever have.

Wow you're such a Matteo

by Matito06 March 8, 2019

Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose

A meme created on February 7th, 2009 featuring a picture of the Watchmen character "The Comedian" uttering the phrase "Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose" with yellow lettering above his head. The phrase originated from the beginning of the second trailer for the live action Watchmen film due out on March 6th, 2009. There is speculation that the meme's origins could date as far back as a month, but the first .jpg file occured when a newfag on /co/ went trolling and posted the phrase "If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies." Multiple people reacted to the terrorism and it officially became a meme on February 8th, 2009 because nobody died and eventually it started showing up on other boards such as /b/. Some oldfags have called it the greatest meme of 2009 so far but others say that it is only around because every Zack Snyder film needs a meme. Whether this meme will survive is just a matter of time, I suppose.

Anon1: If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies.

Anon2: Just A Matter of Time, I Suppose

by Snowballreborn February 8, 2009

gray matter

Popular term for someone's brain, usually used in terms of killing, death, or stupidity.

1)I'm gonna splatter your gray matter on the wall with my sawed-off shotgun.
2)The hitman redecorated the room with gray matter.
3)You idiot! Why don't you use that gray matter in your head to think once in a while?

by III April 19, 2006

fecal matter

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

by lathargic October 2, 2005

All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.

We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020

Femboys Matter

Femboys Matter is a movement to combat systematic sexism against boys and men who like feminine lifestyles.

Men and Women need to be closer to each other, so Femboys Matter.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 September 7, 2020

mattergap

The differrence between where you are and where you want to be in important matters.

The mattergap in his relationship caused Simon to consider closing his start-up and moving across the nation to be closer to the love of his life.

by Inspireyou September 7, 2009