Matrix Move

Any time one avoids something so deftly, or shows such otherworldly skill, when accomplishing any task, that it literally makes everyone around hold their breath, or something to that effect... that is a Matrix Move. This can describe almost anything, so long as it is done in an extraordinary way.
Matrix Moves almost always lead to an Epic Win, and be a result of skill, talent, or even just sheer blind, dumb, stupid luck.

"Did you see the way D took the Platoon Sergeant down, in hand-to-hand training? He totally used a Matrix Move!"

by Calculated_Risk 047 December 23, 2010

the matrix reaction

The matrix reaction is when someone leans back so far to avoid something it verges on a limbo.

for example when the guy in the matrix limbos to avoid a bullet

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This is the matrix reaction

by Bazinga alert!! December 9, 2013

Depression Matrix

A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).

- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.

by Thomas Danger April 4, 2017

The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.

According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world

by The matrix theory January 19, 2018

Matrix Drink

When someone leans so far back while drinking that they resemble Neo dodging bullets in the classic Matrix scene

At the party last night Callum was Matrix drinking beer so hard his head almost touched the floor

by DeepSeaNinja6 May 6, 2015

MaTriX

The Matrix is a system we "humans" are the battery to the Matrix so that means the more people in the matrix the more power it gets. However the real world is enslaved by machines and theres a war between human and machine. The One(Neo) is the only person who can end this war.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

Glitch in the Matrix

The rare combination of a ‘Ghost wipe’ and a ‘Ghosty’.

After taking a dump, Jake was surprised when he wiped and found no sign of fecal matter on the toilet paper. Intrigued, he stood up and was astonished to find no sign of the shit that he had just birthed. Questioning himself “Did I even take a shit?”. This is known as a “Glitch in the Matrix”

by Duss Duss January 25, 2022