Jivon Mathew is a species of ape commonly found in the south of India it is sometimes friendly but only because it wants to steal peoples money and it thinks it is a smart funny ape but this ape is quite dumb and most animals stay away from it. Humans are petrified of this animals scary looks and yellow rotten teeth.this ape also does not get along with the yellow orangutan.
Andria:oh my god guys look
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me
Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST
Achu:is that what I think it is
Amalu:goodness gracious me
Abia:AHHH SCARY
reetha: ITS JIVON MATHEW THE WEIRDEST KIND OF APE TO EXIST
by anamazingbigsister September 16, 2022
An astronomical cock, that can take your breath in a heart beat. Your vagina and legs will shake harder then Worlds Trade Center on September 11 2001.
by xdcreamed October 17, 2020
“Define Mathew:
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
Ugly
Stupid
Sexist
Tiny eyes
Has never (will) never get a girl friend
Bully
Starts drama
Makes people feel bad
by Gruby.geo March 1, 2018
Mathew cash is gay
by Ankith hater November 11, 2017
a young fellow who sits with his fat ass and plays pro skater 1+2 while jackin off with a cheese grinder and is always is trying to suck his own dick with his 2 centimeter defeater
in such flexible ways
in such flexible ways
by Dr. Cuminstain March 26, 2022
A certain type of male species (Bailey Mathew) that posses breasts that can only be described as a X cup, unheard for any Homo sapien(which is the comparable species) let alone one of the male gender. It has been contended by certain evolutionary biologists that, this species is a result of mating with Neanderthals. A connection between cup size and evolutionary development has not yet been established.
I hope they carry Bailey Mathew size in K-Mart.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
Person 1: OOOOoooo, Here comes a Bailey better clear out
Person 2: I wouldn't worry i think he's wearing a sports bra
Person 1: Did you not here me a Bailey's coming, we need to move know!
Person 2: I've only ever heard wife's tales about the 'Bailey' who smashes windows if he's to near when it gets cold, let's go.
by John Long-stockings November 27, 2013
A child sex predator. Hides in plain sight looking retarded when a young girl walks past he will bend her over spank her ass and drag her deep into his cave where he will mutilate her corps untill there is nothing left.
by A plughole beast February 1, 2020