Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

masterapetion

master-ape-tion

The act of forcing yourself to masterbate against your own will.

I couldn't sleep last night, so i performed masterapetion on myself.

by thee lunchbox September 25, 2011

Masterbatable

When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.

This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.

by Bogus24 August 26, 2017

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

mastermaker

someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on poles. Has sex for long periods of time. loves to fart

That girl daniella is a mastermaker, alright!

by shitfuckfartshit October 2, 2006

bastermate

an illegitimate child having sex

bastermate, masterbate, afterthought, perpetaution, me

by DancingMadlyBackwards October 26, 2009

masterbatorio

Someone who pulls their pud more than four times a day.

Lucas is such a masterbatorio, he never leaves his room

by B Mo D March 28, 2008