When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 01, 2025
When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
by Byteasc1 April 09, 2019
When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
by Gamer gaming December 23, 2023
by Martini Muff August 28, 2015
A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
by Stellarspace March 26, 2023
When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022