Dirty martini

When a man cums in a woman’s ass, then takes a pee inside her ass too. He then picks her up and shakes her back and forth like a cocktail.
I gave my woman a dirty martini last night so good, she should’ve been serving drinks to the women from two girls one cup.
by Slammincammin March 01, 2025
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Dirty martini

When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
by Byteasc1 April 09, 2019
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Dirty Martini

When they ask for a dirty martini, you put the bottle up your butt and then pour some in and start twerking to stir it up, and then shotgun blast poop and alcohol all over their face.
“Hey Kyle, could I get a dirty martini on the rocks?”
by Gamer gaming December 23, 2023
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Martini Muff

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.
"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."
by Martini Muff August 28, 2015
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Martini Baby

A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
“Yeah, you see that kid over there? Martini baby. Mom was chugging and dad was sluggin’.”
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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