A Lame, overpriced excuse for a computer. Useful for people under the age of seven who enjoy a ugly and confusing user interface with a small list of compatible programs.
Stupid 7 y.o: Hey i just got the macintosh macbook air today, its the worlds thinnest laptop!!11
Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that
Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
Normal 7 y.o: WTF Why did you do that
Stupid 7 y.o: Because its thin and you can play Microsoft Word on it!
Normal 7 y.o: Microsoft word isn't a game you idiot
Stupid 7 y.o: But Steve Jobs told me it was the best program that worked on the system
Normal 7 y.o: Yeah that's cause its from Microsoft!
by MACS EAT DICK! June 26, 2008
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Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!
Guy2:Why not?
Guy:CUZ YOU CANT DO JACK SHIT WITH IT UNLESS YOU'RE 50 AND HAVE NO LIFE EXCEPT YOUR JOB.
Guy2:Oh...but the design looks cool!
by Mr. Jojo September 8, 2006
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noun, plural -ties, adjective
-noun
1. any congregation of two or more human males.
2. a grouping of human beings, distinguished by their lack of female reproductive organs, associated as members of a community
3. unwritten but universally accepted rules governing interactions between one or more males
4. a highly structured system of social organization for small or large-scale male gatherings that normally fosters insecurity, dominance (physical/sexual/mental), ridicule, and a world-wide acceptance for its members
-adjective
5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of manciety
man-sahy-i-tee
noun, plural -ties, adjective
-noun
1. any congregation of two or more human males.
2. a grouping of human beings, distinguished by their lack of female reproductive organs, associated as members of a community
3. unwritten but universally accepted rules governing interactions between one or more males
4. a highly structured system of social organization for small or large-scale male gatherings that normally fosters insecurity, dominance (physical/sexual/mental), ridicule, and a world-wide acceptance for its members
-adjective
5. of, pertaining to, or characteristic of manciety
2. the evolution of manciety.
3. Why do you let them talk to your like that? It’s Manciety, baby!
5. a manciety rule.
3. Why do you let them talk to your like that? It’s Manciety, baby!
5. a manciety rule.
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Devin discovered a macism today. In order to save a picture from a web page to his desktop, instead of right clicking on the image and selecting a menu option, he dragged it to his desktop and it worked!
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