Major Lolz

Major Lolz, one of the commanding officers of the chatspeak brigade answers only to Lt. General Lmao and General Rofl. He is one of the more deadly forces to be reckoned with, as his training is general enough to command a respectful amount of knowledge and proper usage of the lolz.

Major Lolz led his battalion of outlawls into battle expecting a complete victory.

by Commander Lol June 28, 2008

Ursa Major

When a guy is having sex with his girl and uses her back as a table to play his video games on. This can include using her back as a place to rest a laptop or a controller.

Dude, I totally Ursa Majored my girl last night while playing World of Warcraft on my laptop!

see also: ursa minor

by OhUrsa March 24, 2009

major chrome

The most abusive voogru admin ever. After abusing his admin he was trying to edit the logs, got banned and now he's a moderator that he abuses too.

Major Chrome: FuSe you are banned for spamming
FuSe: WTF I DIDNT

by voogru_member August 2, 2003

Major tim

Peak

Ah bruv she cheated, that's Major Tim

by Major Tim Peak January 4, 2017

major drag

Usually means drag in the bummer sense, but to a higher degree. Probably orginated from pot-heads.

Did you hear "I'll have another" won't be competing in the Belmont Stakes this year because of leg problems? Yea, that is a major drag!

by SoberDude December 12, 2012

G-Major

An effect with negative colors with the pitches -12, -5, 0, +4, +7 and +12.

I made the songs in G-Major.

by Matthew678 February 6, 2019

marketing major

A business student who doesn't understand business, or that they won't make any money in marketing. Got into it because they heard it's the easiest. Will eventually switch into sales when there's no marketing jobs at graduation.

Commercials seem easy to make, so I think I'll be become a marketing major.

by CommwithaMinorinMarketing October 8, 2016