Maggot Breeder

One who wears a coat or some other kind of thick clothing during hot sunny weather to cover up ones embarrassing body. This tend to affect people who are very obese (creating a greenhouse effect on their already pungent odour) or virgins who are to scared to let the skin meet the sun for fear of judgement by a passing member of the opposite sex.

It's 30°C outside, the sun is shining and there isn't a cloud in the sky so why are you wearing your winter jacket?

Maggot Breeder - "Maggot Breeding mate...".

by jampez77 June 4, 2013

magic penis theory

The theory that any bisexual person just hasn't had the right cock yet. Bisexual woman? She must just be curious but actually straight. Bisexual man? He must just be closeted.

"Amanda and Liz seem so perfect for each other! Any idea why they aren't together?"
"Amanda says she doesn't date straight girls."
"But isn't Liz bi?"
"Yeah, but Amanda still subscribes to the magic penis theory."

by briaguya April 20, 2015

Magic School bus

A blunt rolled with Xanax inside.

James newfgr just took a hit off the magic school bus.

by Black Sunz February 15, 2017

canned magic

Any kind of web portal/forum/news script/ect... package that you can download, install, and set up without having to do any kind of coding for. Everything is done for you.

I would write my own portal, but canned magic is so easy!

by Brian and Darby September 30, 2004

Boyfriend Magic

The incredible power a boyfriend has to make his girlfriend happy.

"You make everything better" -girlfriend
"Thats my job. Its called boyfriend magic."

by Lovehimalways June 7, 2012

Reverse Magician

The reverse magician is the friend to whom the term “bros before hoes” has no meaning whatsoever. Accordingly, in a reversal of traditional magic (where a magician makes a girl appear or disappear on stage), this is the friend who is notorious for vanishing from your social group once a girl appears in his life, only to resurface once he is single again.

Man, I haven’t seeing Charlie in ages. I think he is pulling a reverse magician move because since he started dating Yolanda, no one has seen him or heard from him.

by AG5000 October 22, 2013

selfie magic

This term applies to people who take multiples of pictures combined with angles, filters and settings to capture the right picture to hide all the imperfections that they see or think others will.

There is no written example of "selfie magic", you know who you are.

by @tristvn February 12, 2014