A fictional football team based on real college students. Selected by John D and named by Joseph F the team stands at an average of 5"7 the tallest player being Sam F with the shortest being Generoso D/Michael J. The current manager is Hans Moleman (from T.V. show 'The Simpsons') and captain is John D. With a 4-4-2 formation the team's traditional colours include black, white with some grey. Since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including Pepsi, Innovations, ProTech, McDonalds, Waitrose and SportsWorld. Their most aggressive player is Lee W and the player with the scruffiest hair is James B. Daniel T (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair - an 'old skool' carribean afro.
The real Moleman United college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. Coincidently, only five members of the team are world class. Joseph F, Chris G, Generoso D, John D and Peter H.
by Chris Gaskin August 28, 2008
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by Munny August 26, 2007
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1. A scape goat, something that can be blamed for anything.
2. A filler word for when there is nothing else to be said, also a substitute for the word "yes".
3. A word used when when wasted, drunk or high
1. A scape goat, something that can be blamed for anything.
2. A filler word for when there is nothing else to be said, also a substitute for the word "yes".
3. A word used when when wasted, drunk or high
1. "Is it raining out again? Yea, its those damn molikers fault!"
2. Two guys are laying by the pool, the weather is perfect, just cracked a couple of beers. The one word to best describe the perfection of the moment, "molikers!"
3. That guy is on his twelfth beer, ask him if he is drunk. His response to are you drunk, "Molikers!"
2. Two guys are laying by the pool, the weather is perfect, just cracked a couple of beers. The one word to best describe the perfection of the moment, "molikers!"
3. That guy is on his twelfth beer, ask him if he is drunk. His response to are you drunk, "Molikers!"
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Get the moleman mug.a person who spends their days next to the computer all day long. Moles usually spend their time cooped up in their little holes and so this relates to how the "moleman" people are on the computer for the whole day.
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
you can also use this expression for a woman.. molewoman
Bob: Hey Sharyll what did you do last weekend
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
Sharyll: Nothing really just stayed in my room and browsed the internet.
Bob: what a molewoman.
by eva January 22, 2005
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