Memoroid

Noun. A contraction of memory and hemorrhoid. Bad memories, as in memories that are a pain in the ass.

"I just saw my X-boyfriend and it gave me the worst case of memoroids."

by Wreybies June 22, 2009

Memorist

a person who practices, is expert in, or is concerned with remembering, retaining and recalling past experiences and information

Tessa a major trivia nerd and OP memorist; she straight up knows everything dude.

by MaxwellMurdoch March 19, 2020

memoria

Memoria was the term for aspects involving memory in Western classical rhetoric. The word can be translated as "memory". It was one of five canons in classical rhetoric concerned with the crafting and delivery of speeches and prose.

“Meeran himself was a great expert in memoria technically, especially about bringing back the depression thoughts from the past.”

by mvader July 25, 2020

collective memory

After a blackout night, the attempt of recalling the events of the night before through friends, facebook pictures, and angry girlfriends. Usually initiated by the phrase "What the **** happened last night?"

"Man, what the **** happened last night?"

"Didn't you see the pictures? You were macking on two chicks while dancing on a table... but then the table broke and we had to take you to a hospital."

"Oh, that explains why my girlfriend is angry with me and I have stitches in my head... how many did I get?"

"23"

"Oh"

"Yeah, collective memory is a bitch"

by TheRealLance April 17, 2010

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.

We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

by taodiorne March 15, 2009

fap memory

A visual collection of arousing pictures that a boy looks up in his head when masturbating. Originated from Iceland where the phrase "rúnk minni" was used when young school boys saw hot chicks and made mental notes for the lonely nights.

Wow this is totally saved into my fap memory!!

by Krot December 14, 2003