Dirty Merkel

Looking your best at your worst

I got so white claw wasted that I dirty merkeled my hair cut and now I have to shave everything off.

by Mangobangoz October 3, 2019

Merfle

To have an online orgy with a large group of people of varying ages, genders, and sexual preferences. Very similar to cult sex. It may be spoken of in Instant Messages with involved members, but never anywhere else outside the "merfle".

Also, a large, intimate group of people.

"Oh my god, I could sure go for a merfle right about now."

"You should have been online Friday. You missed one good merfle."

"You can't tell her that. She's not in the merfle"

by Ilovemerfles October 12, 2005

merle

Merle (m-url) is a rare mammal species long thought by scientists to be extinct. Although the merle physically appears very similar to human beings, it is genetically closer to an orangutangue. A merle was recently discovered living amongst humans in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Very few studies have been conducted on this Merle as it becomes enraged when approached by scientists.

Why are you attacking me!? You're acting like a Merle!

by Mimfucker April 26, 2008

Meikle

Scottish method of pulling out

I Meikled that girl last night

by Thrvll June 18, 2017

murkle

To murk,as in spittin pure fire on a song and just killin the beat.

i'm about to get murkle on a track innit

by CheBigBrain October 1, 2007

merfler

One of the greatest people on the planet. AkA Smarter than all those skanks at school, yo.

Merflers are so dysfunctional, it's not even funny.

by Jennifer September 4, 2004

merfle

A magical place that automatically makes everyone who enters hot, cool, and fun. :3

Wow, merfle is so cool.

by nyssa December 24, 2003