matthew

cool kid

that kid is a Matthew

by iknowenglishgood November 26, 2018

matthew

dick head

O, there is Matthew, the dick head who no one likes.

by MatthewHater December 08, 2011

matthew

stupid and dumb

" That guy is so stupid he's a total Matthew."

by VERDUN12 January 19, 2017

Matthew

A Matthew is a very nice person if you don't love Matthew then there is something wrong with you. You absolutely have to love Matthew.If he is not your boyfriend than he is a really good friend.You can trust him with most of your secrets but he can sometimes be a big mouth.So either way you gotta love Matthew.

Matthew is a really good friend

by Mj😁 March 25, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is an American name, usually has divorsed parents, or adopted by Asians, but he mostly has a large hairy dick, and his butthole is hairy AF.

the name Matthew, He has divorsed parents, and a large hairy dick.

by untamed potatoe November 11, 2017

Matthew

Matt Is the guy you wanna just lick his dick up off the floor just let it sink in and just don’t let him pull out just let his dick sink into your pussy as long as it last.

Matthew stick it in me and never pull it out.

by Snag_his_dick_101 October 16, 2017

The Matthews

The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day.

Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews

by Joey Joe Joe Shmabadoo June 19, 2008