matthew lewis

The guy who played neville longbottom in Harry Potter and one of the few people to come out of puberty looking like a sex god.

Anna-That neville guy from harry potter is so ugly.

Christa-Are you kidding me? Have you seen him matthew lewis lately? He is HOT!

by a liberated one July 22, 2011

Matthew Bellamy

guitarist / lead singer / pianist of the band Muse.. Also known as God.

I hope Matthew Bellamy will let me in when I die.

by Matti Ab0nis April 4, 2008

Matthew moment

When you have a brain fart but it's much more severe. The longest of which was called Brexit

"Damn Teresa may had a Matthew moment when she declared brexit."

by Pussay slaya 445 September 23, 2018

Matthewhf

Matthewhf is one of the members of the Foodists and the Malagasy Clay Eaters, he claims himself that he is from Northern Ireland, and it's possible he might have a northern irish accent when he reveals his voice on his YouTube videos.
He likes to go after other small YouTubers and famous Youtubers, just to harass them by using any religions or any ideologies as a weapon to demonize on innocent people, and sometimes he always try to get away with things by making excuses, by calling people liars or racists, and he likes to pretend that he is the victim and not the innocence.
Sometimes he pretends to be black (African American) , which it’s blackfishing , just so he can frame on innocent people by creating a racial excuse.

“Matthewhf really needs to stop harassing other people, and he needs to grow up.”

by Skoll&Hati November 6, 2022

Stephen Mathews

A member of the Elite Squad, Stephen Mathews has risen to internet fame over the past year making youtube videos. Stephen has about 400 K subscribers on youtube and is growing at an exponential rate. He made an appearance in one of NELKs prank videos.

Stephen Mathews is my favourite Elite
Stephen Mathews is awesome

by BIGBUDDY2400 December 1, 2018

Dirty Matthew

A Dirty Matthew is when you give a girl the gift of a Dick In A Box adressed:

To: (Her)
From: God.

Matthew may mean "Gift of God" but God's real Gift is a Dirty Matthew.

by MacJacMcCoy April 30, 2020

Matthew Borg

Chuck Norris' true name. Rumours say that if you were to know Chuck Norris' true name, your mind would collapse upon itself.

No one dares to call Chuck Norris by his true name, Matthew Borg.

by the_professor_ December 28, 2011