matt

someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.

He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"

Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."

Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
by therod74349 April 28, 2010
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a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!
by Puddintain Rascoli June 06, 2011
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Matt belongs with Amanda. These two are made for each other.
Hey Matt who do you love? I love amanda
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Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.
Matt has comes to save!
Your pulling a Matt; you're a dick.
by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 13, 2015
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A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
by Andrichael February 21, 2010
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An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
I met a guy last night at the bar, his name was Matt.

Oh, that explains your black eye.
by wallythebeerman February 03, 2010
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lowest form of lif itself
whoa ....look its matt
by ian1987dude January 07, 2008
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