someone who is really gay and doesnt mind fingering their butthole every now and then.
He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
He covers up his huge gayness by saying he will kill things with a giant battle axe. But everyone one knows the giant battle axe stands for his penis and him killing people is really just sticking his dick into a mans ass
Me: "Matt want to go out and hang out with some hot chicks. Gurantee we get laid tonight!"
Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."
Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
Matt: "No im okay. I think I'll just finger my.... i mean massacre a small village with my giant battle axe."
Me: "Okay man have fun with that...."
by therod74349 April 28, 2010
a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
by Puddintain Rascoli June 06, 2011
by Hoodlum12 August 06, 2018
Jesus or a cunt that lives on his own, does drugs, shits on his friends, and treats his women like shit.
by Stealyourmanandyourgirl May 13, 2015
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
by Andrichael February 21, 2010
An aggressive, sexual person. They use their charm to lure women into compromising situations. They often hate fuck women and enjoy cumming in their hair and eyes just to get a reaction.
by wallythebeerman February 03, 2010