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friendly victims in a lying position 

A position in which a girl cheats on her boyfriend on the chest of another.
We can use this word to save a non-binding relationship.
Don't worry, it was just friendly victims in a lying position.
My girl gives friendly victims in a lying position with her friend.

Im so sick of lying you gotta know that 

Naeun from apink in the intro for their song i’m so sick
Person 1 - Im so sick of lying you gotta know that
Person 2 - Ok

are you lying to me? 

The most useless question to ask someone if they are lying. Obviously, the person who is lying would not say, "Yes I am indeed!" but, in response the person would say just simply, "no". Also, if they were to say yes, then they are just plain stupid, or they gave up because they are terrible liars.
Mom: "Boy? did you hit that baseball in the neighbors window again!?"
Son: "No...."
Mom: "Hey? are you lying to me?"
Son: "O-Of course not.."

Extreme Lying Down 

Extreme Lying down is a sport characterized by lying face down with your hands by your sides, and toes pointed straight down.

Although there are no set rules as to where ELD takes place, it is often done in precarious places so one can show off to friends.

Photos of people performing ELD are often posted on social media sites, such as Facebook and Tumblr.

The craze of ELD has recently taken off in Australia, although it is commonly, but incorrectly, referred to as Planking.

ELD has been around, but not well known, for many years, and has only recently come into the public eye due to Australian Rugby League football player David 'Wolfman' Williams using it when he scores a try, among other things. Williams incorrectly calls it Planking, which is why the term has taken off.
Person 1: Hey, what's that guy doing lying down on top of that lamp post? It look's pretty extreme.

Person 2: Exactly! It's called Extreme Lying Down! It's been around for ages! But don't let anyone tell you it's called planking, though!

teeth lying 

teeth lying is the engaging of oral sex without Biting the
Penise.
phone slang : what a fella gotta do to get yo teeth lying.
music slang : I wanna fuck you till yo teeth lying.
porn slang : my throbbing pussy makes me feel like my teeth are lying.

If I'm lying, I'm dying 

A colloquialism typically validating an outlandish statement to be fact. Often used in Southeast US with y'all at end of statement.
Penny told Rob and Shannon that Sandra was a ho. When Rob appeared skeptical, Penny followed up with "if I'm lying, I'm dying y'all."

Rob later read the bar's bathroom stall which confirmed Penny's statement to be true.
If I'm lying, I'm dying by KY Dude February 25, 2019