Lunte abquetscht

It`s most often used to express how braindead someone is.
Similar to "Marille zamdrückt" or "Lunte rausgerutscht".

Commonly used by lower IQ individuals.

A: Are you queueing for TFT again?

B: Yes, no more eternal return.
A: Dir hats die Lunte abquetscht!
B: HAHAHAHAHA
A: HAHAHAHAHA

by nitscha August 17, 2023

Richard Lungen

Richard Lungen is a sexy man with a nice Chinn. When he gets older he has 3 kids and one of which would be named Jeffrey. He does anything to make someone happy including getting someone an internship. Richard Lungen is a great friend.

I got really bored so if anyone's name happens to Richard lungen this will be them

Richard Lungen is a sexy man

by Menbolbol January 30, 2018

J’Lanee

J’Lanee is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s not too tall, not too short; just the perfect height. She’s funny, intelligent, sweet, captivating, and most of all the most loving individual on planet earth. She makes you feel good, even when you’re at your very lowest. She’s always there for you when you need her. To put it simply, she’s the best girl you could ever lay your eyes on, and her personality - oh that’s a whole other story. She’s got it all - wrapped up in a package of cuteness.

Girl: have you seen J’Lanee?
Guy: yeah, she’s fine as fuck
Girl: lol ikr, she’s my gf tho so watch your mouth before you end up dead.
Guy: haha
*gunshot*

by Stargazing fish July 26, 2022

tap and lunge

When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.

We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.

by clarice22 September 16, 2014

lunker

A turd left in bed by a non-resident after a one night stand.

She woke up and found a lunker where that drunk guy was just hours previous.

by Rycona January 26, 2009

Lucee

Lead singer of Beneath Her Angels (Wings), occasionally known as BHA. Has a great singing voice... Among other things and is rather sexy!

OMFG!
I saw BHA(W) in concert yesterday and
LUCEE FUCKING ROCKS!

by JamieJamesJames! July 16, 2008

lunted

The act of being so drunk that the ability to walk becomes impaired and/or the ability to talk becomes mindless gibberish

Wow look at that guy, hes well lunted.

Or

I was well lunted last night

by Scott Stella Sands September 30, 2007