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Luke

He believes himself to be an online God... but actually plays the lamest of characters in every game. He is often loud and outgoing but only opens up to a few people. His bestfriends are numbers and he appreciates the finer things in life such as spar baguettes. Is often messy and loves to be cooked for. His actions are often misinterpreted as being lazy. And with his accent he is often seen as gay, though he is more often then not. Could be seen as a party animal but is rarely seen two nights in a row. Loves not being "normal"....
There goes Luke again with a damn Spar baguette...
by The Evil Twirps.... October 19, 2010
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Luke

When 12 men have a gang bang in a 4-4-2 formation wen the first to people up top have wet hand shandys into the other fours mouths while they are getting bummed by the other four at the back while the one who is left runs around and tosses everyones salad while getting teabagged by a walrus who is getting fucked by a gypsy!
'hey guys after scrabble lets go have a luke '
by Muhahahahaha June 13, 2008
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Luke

A man who is attracted by random people sending him pee pee pictures through random social media account. Normally claims to say they hate it and they want to see them die.
He was being a total Luke the other day.
by ScytheTango October 22, 2017
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Luke

To do a Luke is to get a boner in public or at an unfortunate time.
Omg we were just sitting there and then he did a luke!
by buffstuff July 13, 2009
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Luke

Luke. Fuck your dad behind you back and will eat your newborn baby.
Also, since the thing is from London, he'll drink all your tea. Since he likes toast he'll also be a fatass and eat it all.
You'll think "...wow he's pretty cute." and then look behind you later and think "...wow, I dated him?".
Since he is a fruit he'll probably leave you for his uncle, or maybe your father. He's always had a weird taste in men.

If you ever meet this kind of Luke, bleach your eyes and wish you didn't exist because that's how you'll feel afterwards.
"Wow, this Luke guy is so cool." *One day later* "Wow, I get home and Luke drinks all my tea and then cheats on me by eating his grandpas ass on our kitchen table. What a queer.
by StaleSpaghetti July 3, 2017
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Luke

The hottest kid in school even when a dude look at Luke it will make him gay
Boy 1: don’t look man don’t look!
Boy 2: it’s too late Luke has made me bend I it’s so much hotness
Girl 1: what are you guys talking about
Boy 1: him
by OskkiesNuggetsYT November 22, 2020
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Luke

Origin Greek: Meaning: Light giving
Luke exudes a presence that can’t be ignored, and nor should it ever be. Always sharing valuable information and bringing context to everything he shares means he takes his team on the journey with him, leaving no man or woman behind.
by Nadsinads December 13, 2022
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