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Bacterial Lobotomy

Exactly what this is, by the way...
A worthless fucking retard "The creator of AI said my religion was an incest cult and that my kids are shit and a word I don't like so we gave him the Ole' Bacterial Lobotomy. He should have to be like me! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME! HE SHOULD HAVE TO BE LIKE ME!"

Hym "Woah buddy! Hey... Nobody should have to be like you... You're a fucking retard... And your kids ARE shit... And what is your religion if not a system of beliefs that revolves around incest and quasi-incest? I'll actually die of the bacterial infection before my IQ gets as low as yours... So I won't ever have to do it. I won't ever be like you... Cus I'm not shit..."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Projectile Lobotomy

Another term for a Headshot.

The bullet (projectile) causes catastrophic brain damage (i.e. what a lobotomy is) on its pass through the skull.
spotter: "see that guy on the roof? with the launcher? smoke em."
sniper: "projectile lobotomy coming right up."
by Sheepybeepy September 14, 2025
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Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.
Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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pre-lobotomy

Typically used when referring to a character in a television show or film who has undergone a noticeable and abrupt change from how they were originally introduced, often without any clear explanation or buildup.
Cat Valentine is such a silly character, I love her.

Yea, but I miss her character in season one, pre-lobotomy.
by Petroleum Jelly1231 November 9, 2025
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Lead Lobotomy

A euphemism for shooting someone in the head, usually after expressing disdain for someone or a group.
If these oxygen thieves truly support this pedophile, then they each deserve a lead lobotomy.
by Baldr57 November 14, 2025
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Craig's Lobotomy List

The place to find employees to staff a front office.
First Patient: Did you ever notice how receptionist's have no personality ...? ...Where do they find such people??

Second Patient: Oh, they get them from Craig's Lobotomy List.
by phiddy February 19, 2010
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Worse than Lobotomy

Hym "Worse than lobotomy, huh? You're a mental health professional and your actively participating in the targeted stalking and harassment of a stranger. I TOLD YOU that YOU are the last person who should be signing off on. You said you could get another license overnight. CAN A LOBOTOMIZED PERSON GET ANOTHER BRAIN!? NO!? Ok. So, no. You are being a bitch because you don't like some things I've said. You don't deserve your success more than everyone else. You were fired. Anything I've done to you is a peripheral byproduct of this thing I'm doing. There is only one thing I care about and it will be remediated."
by Hym Iam August 25, 2023
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