Lorenzo

Lorenzo is a cover-up for Davey, kind of like a made up hidden name, Lorenzo is not yet known to be Da
Being a cover-up

You’re acting like a Lorenzo

by ThisisLorenzo November 25, 2025

Lorenzo

Kennas boyfriends penis

Lorenzo is coming over tonight. Lorenzo is very small

by heeheehali December 5, 2019

Lorenzo

The kind of guy who’ll lead you on and reject you three times every time but you’re too stupid to realize it because you’re a sad in love individual.

Friend A: I just got rejected by Lorenzo again
Friend B: dude are you dumb?

by FlowerGirlMia July 17, 2021

Lorenzo

The god of macking. Shatterer of cervixes. 99% overall in 2k22

Lorenzo fucked my girlfriend last night and I'm actually kind of happy about it.

by Farkan June 6, 2022

Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

Devon Lorenzo

Devon Lorenzo…Talented individual, always there to help others along being a hard worker also known as big dick energy

Damn you’re a Devon Lorenzo when it comes to this person

by devon1200 March 20, 2024

Lorenzo

An unemployed, spineless guy - quite a loser, who aspires to be a dj and play PlayStation while daydrinking while running a Facebook roasting group where people are mean to each other and target people. Typically has a friend called Jessica he only met online, who’s secretly in love with him and attacks people who approaches him online. Together they target people to vent for their miserable lives. And if confronted they make up spineless stories. Leeches on to other people’s ideas and creativity.

He was a real Lorenzo; He had full control of the Facebook group, because he had no control over anything else in his life.

by jobothan July 29, 2025