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Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers
Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year
by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021
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Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
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Logan

A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls
by sussy baka 117177171 April 25, 2022
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logan

a boy who is really smelly and gross and has a 2 inch penis. He is a virgin with a sad life and women are not attracted to him.
Logan: sup ladies

Female 1: OMG EW ITS LOGAN!!

Female 2: STAY BACK RAPIST
by sai:3 November 30, 2022
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Loganize

To be so lazy that you won't come out of your bedroom except to eat and go to the bathroom. That would require having to stop playing video games, which would be a hassle, as you can't be AFK in your online game or you'll risk being banned, and it's too inconvenient to back out to the lobby after a match is over because your friends might play a match without you.

Things you can't do include (but is not limited to) walking your dog, taking out the trash, taking your laundry to the washroom, and cleaning your room to the point where you don't even notice it smells like a gym locker room in there.
Stop Loganizing and get these dishes done.

He doesn't ever come outside to hang out any more. All he does is Loganize.
by Nakita Block September 11, 2020
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Logan

Your average brazilian boy who thinks he’s THE GUY!! Mostly not the swaggest of the group, also a skaterboi. Typical about a logan is “HE CANNOT PLAN ANYTHING”
That guy must be a logan because he thinks he has it all??”

“Yup def a logan!”
by JustATypicalGirl October 21, 2019
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Loganism

Loganism the belief that all should worship Logan when he awakens
Whats’s your belief.
Loganism worship that sexy devil
by Bellboy14 March 5, 2020
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