Puerto Lando

A more honest name for the city of Orlando, Florida

Do you sell body armor? I have to go to Puerto Lando tomorrow.

by mega oper August 3, 2008

Landon

He probably is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. If you know a Landon you should date him, he is very athletic and tends to play baseball. He is very handsome and is a good friend even best friend and knows how to cheer you up.

Ady you should so date Landon he is so for you.

Landon and Ady are so perfect.

Landon is so good at baseball.

by Hi my mom says i am a faggot.. January 16, 2018

Landon

Landon is nice, smart, funny, caring, and so much more! He has so many friends and all the girls want him! He has brown hair, brown eyes, and a perfect smile! He makes you feel important and special, he makes you laugh and smile. He is a dream guy! Whenever you are sad he cheers you up and never forgets about you. If you ever meet a Landon, keep him. He makes life better in many ways!

Landon is funny!

by QuinnLee22 November 27, 2018

lapdog

a flattering subservient, eager sycophant

He's no oil industry Lapdog, believe me.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2011

Landon

Beautiful, handsome man/boy with beautiful eyes, usually brown but sometimes greenishblue. Amazing boyfriend. Caring, but can be a dick to his friends. His friends usually dont care because hes good at telling jokes.

Damn, you got Landon as your bf? Hes hot.

by Res0 June 7, 2018

Landover Baptist

A fantastic parody site that pokes fun at ultra-conservative fundamentalist Christians.

Recent articles include "The Pope's Message From Hell" and "Inside the Sick Mind of George Lucas."

Hilarious, but also disturbing due to the fact that there are people out there who would probably wholeheartedly agree with the majority of the material on this site.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Francis bought a "Love Me or Burn!" Jesus button from the Landover Baptist Store.

by camry July 16, 2008

Lando Calrissian

Verb. A sex act involving one conniving bastard (the male) and one dumb bitch (the dumb bitch).

1. Get a girl to your room, start fucking her.

2. In the middle of it, call her dad with her cellphone.

3. Leave after you have FUCKED her.

Dude, I totally Lando Calrissianned Marissa the other day. Her dad was PISSED.

by Clinton Russel November 26, 2011